1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: our mixed and complicated emotions around Daylight Savings Time, our mixed and complicated emotions about God’s benevolance, you can learn juicy shit about your guy friends from the Lulu app, Simone yelled at a litterer, email forwarding idiocy still exists after all these years, and we are amused by irresponsible abuses of the 911 system.

Show Notes

Story on Iris Law taking ecstasy at Goffey party.

Simone was the guest on episode 10 back in December! She sang a lot more than she ever should.

This lady’s need to get boned is an emergency.

Closing song: Weird Al Yankovic — “Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me”

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