Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description

On this episode: Stephy’s disdain for naked playdates at the Korean spa, Simone explores her wet bread phobia, and we read real headlines about a cartwheeling dong. Also: the Fender Wangcaster, more World Vision wankery, our collective low self-esteem, and yet another Dong In The News™.

Show Notes

wangcaster


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Click here for dick pic that looks like a branch!


Simone lays out her wet bread issues in this wet bread post.


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Click here for the naked acrobat in San Francisco BART station!


Closing song: Brigitte Bardot — “Ne Me Laisse L’aimer”

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