1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On today’s show, Simone recounts seeing the last living Bee Gee, Barry Gibb and meeting Olivia-Newton John, the horror show of Brian Wilson’s rap song “Smart Girls” is discussed, Stephy quizzes Simone on kissing someone who was on Mad Men, excessive apologies are explored, the legitimacy of medical information conveyed with bad web design, and mass shootings suck so hard, but ones that go unreported are discussed. Cock!

Show Notes


Simone and Olivia Newton-John!

Click here to view the video on YouTube.

Click here to view the video on YouTube.

60 Minutes story on Brian Wilson’s relationship with Dr Landy might help explain the atrocity “Smart Girls” which played at the end of episode 106!

Click here to view the video on YouTube.

Patrice O’Neal on white people vs black people going missing.

Closing song: Bee Gees – “Run To Me”

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