1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: Stephy loves Andrew WK’s philosophies but they really piss Simone off, Thanksgiving can suck it, we’re concerned about Richard Simmons, we had to bleep out a famous person’s name after our shit-talking wasn’t cleared by our lawyers,  Birdsworth the cat: 1 – Turkingtons: 0, Simone’s Facebook fast,  and math is hard.

Show Notes

Simone’s Cat Conversations: Birdsworth and Marnie discuss their medication.

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Closing song: Patsy Cline — “Stand By Your Man”

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