1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: Simone slummed it in Hawaii for Christmas, Stephy isn’t a big Christmas fan anymore, and a strange man with poor boundaries approached Simone to discuss penis enlargement surgery. Also: prime numbers, medieval rat torture, the ghost of breakfast past, vape kits, Listener Jonathan is our new favorite, and you should call the Dongline! 323-301-DONG

Show Notes

Listener Jonathan is our new favorite and this is why.
Listener Jonathan is our new favorite and this is why.

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