1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Simone gave Stephy a Christian movie called Time Changers that is…like The Room, basically. Simone tried to look casual for Birdsworth to trick him to going to the vet, and Stephy really hates NPR. Also: puking, Serial, murder documentaries, Jack White hating life on Ellen, and Lindy West’s cruelest troll.

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Dongtini – Episode 123


NSFW BuzzFeed list of 11 most disturbing sex toys here.

LA Times article on secular families here.

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Jack White’s awkward appearance on Ellen


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Closing song: April March — “Mignonette”

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