1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: The fall of the Duggars makes for 21 dongs and counting, the word “squirt” is gross but pretentious chocolate is delicious, and Stephy commiserates with Simone about memory hoarding. Also: a cat named Sirloin Beef tips,who uses the default tone?!,a listener call about the Squit app, Taco Bell News™, letters of complaint to makers of pretentious chocolate, using Shazam for songs that you hate, and a very rambunctious Dong In The News™. **SPECIAL NOTE: Stephy says that Jordan Root from The Village Church actually committed abuse against children, but upon investigation, at this writing he has only admitted to viewing material featuring children and fantasizing to thoughts of children under his care.**

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Dongtini – Episode 128



According to Shazam's files, Simone loves Daughtry and Stephy loves Amy Grant. (Only one of these is true.)


He's looking at you, Simone. He says "I like what I see."

 Closing song: Faith No More — “Sol Invictus”

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