1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description This week, the validity of the word douchebag is discussed along with other words that upset Stephanie. Simone delights in meeting Dongtini fans and the two new segments which are introduced, one of which involves Taco Bell!
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Listener poll! Is the word “panties” gross?
If you see this man, for the love of god, give him hot sauce.
Placenta hair care products. Buy it now at WalMart!
The tasteless placenta shampoo artwork reminds Simone of this:
The 80′s. A time when Michael Jackson wasn’t the scariest person in a picture.
In dire need of ‘LOS’.
Thank-you, Jesus. 
Closing song: Tennis Pro—”Clothing Optional Christian Barbecue”
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