1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: Simone’s magic getaway, Stephy gets on Kelly Oxford’s bad side, raising money to keep Veronica and her kids in their home, Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest,the Anita Hill documentary, Meatless Mondays, promoting vegetarianism, Mark Burnett’s narcissism vs. airplane bathroom sink, MC Chicken Bitches, and TWO Dongs In The News™!

Show Notes


Closing song: Elvis Presley — “Edge of Reality”

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