Dongtini
1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*. * actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that's been stirred with a dong.
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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description

On today’s show, Simone finds herself validated as a magician, Stephanie recounts Judah’s awesome Halloween costume, Simone overcomes her fear of needles and donates blood, Stephanie explains why Before Sunrise resonates with her, which leads to a review of Ethan Hawke’s eternally 90s hairstyle, Richard Simmons’ public retirement is met with suspicion, Simone discovers she’s a private control freak at meal time, The Ugly Duckling should make you bawl your eyes out, and where the hell is the “magic” line with Christian Magicians?

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