1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: truck drivers assail McDonald’s bathrooms: a firsthand account; Stephy tells Simone about Dino the Christian Liberace; ridiculously foul ladies’ room grossness.
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Every day wear one thing that scares you.
Dino, the Christian Liberace
Michael Jackson on McDonald’s bathrooms:
Jona’s Oscar-winning blog, Cupcake Heartbreak
Closing song: France Gall – “Laisse Tomber Les Filles”
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