1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: this week Stephy ventured onto a Christian college campus and had PTSD flashbacks; Simone made a critically acclaimed appearance on the Lavender Hour; there really should be an age limit on hickey display; Taco Bell ridiculosity (I actually am a taco, ocifer).
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Click here to listen to Simone’s so-so appearance on The Lavender Hour!
According to this man’s ID, he is a taco.
Stephy loves Eugene Peterson enough to venture onto the SPU campus, and that is a lot. Here is Eugene speaking a bit on faith outside the church:
Gentle, adorable, grandfatherly Eugene talking about what motivated him to translate the Bible from the original languages:
Click the wanky tweet for Stephy’s post on theolojizzing.
Commence fan photo onslaught!
Simone and Richard Simmons
Stephy, Simone and Richard
Simone, Stephy, Richard & Jona
Bunion, Simone and Richard
Thus concludes the onslaught of Richard Simmons
Closing song: Midlake—”Roscoe” RIP Nigel Emery, who first played this song for us. You were the zaniest Supergrass roadie ever.
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