1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: accents we love with a flaming passion and hate with a fiery vengance, Stephy’s Ben Gibbard impersonation, Simone has it on good authority that Facebook is out to Aldous Huxley us all, and Christians freely share unwanted details of their weird sex lives. (Sound news: Stephy was distorting all over the place, you’ll just have to deal with it.)  
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Dongtini — Episode 18  
Simone’s tote bag bearing the name of Michael Jackson’s killer.
Amy Walker does 21 accents in two and a half minutes.
Zooey Deschanel sings National Anthem
Ben Gibbard sings the National Anthem
Stephy’s Stuff Christian Culture Likes post on scheduling sex and grody comments are here.
  Closing song: Chet Atkins—”I Feel Fine”
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