Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description On this episode: Simone’s kiwi impression, banned words in Pakistani text messages, cavity filling is worse than childbirth, Stephy’s son asks if God is for real, and a disgusting round of Would You Rather?  
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Simone’s Hot Buttered Rum recipe
3 tsp Brown Sugar .5 tsp Allspice
.5 tsp  Whole Cloves
1 tbsp Butter 2 oz Dark Rum
Hot Water
Warm a mug or glass, and then add sugar and about 1.5 oz of hot water to the mug.  Stir sugar and water until sugar is well-dissolved.  Add rum and spices and then fill top the mug with hot water.  Add butter and stir until butter is completely melted.  Garnish with a cinnamon stick and/or orange peel, depending on the flavour you’re looking for.
Trailer for “The Trip” with Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan (watch the TV series and not the movie based on it if at all possible)
 
Twitter screencap of Christian culture feeling sorry for atheists on Thanksgiving, 
click to read all the goodness.
 
Stephy’s blog post on atheist Thanksgiving is here.
 
Round man on Los Angeles bench.
 
Closing song: Say Hi —”Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh”
Show Notes