Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description On this episode: Stephy casts doubt on the moon landing while Simone champions the beacon of science, Simone correctly predicts the length of a live Foo Fighters jam, Would You Rather? invokes Karl Rove, and our Mars Hill exposé finally has a name.
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Appeals to 40, 36, 9 and 6 year olds.
Stephy’s son with Damien Jurado, professional conspiracy theorist.
Dave Grohl hearts Jon Wurster.
So…how is this not a cult? Simone in Pick of Destiny at 1:31 and then really going for it at 2:30.
Closing song: The Ikettes — Camel Walk
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