1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: disgusting yet practical Christmas gift ideas, a revolting round of Would You Rather?, and a contest for the listeners to count how many times Simone says potato salad. REWARD OFFERED.
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Biscotti from an unidentified millionaire!
Photo Simone took of embroidered towels inside the House of Gaydom
Now how are the new owners going to get that off the damn driveway?
The bedazzled staircase railing. Tasteful.
Is that King Norwood or Barack Obama?
You too can roil in your own filth with Flat D!
Playing throughout: Phil Spector’s ‘A Christmas Gift For You’ album
Closing song: Elvis Presley —Blue Christmas
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