1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: our New Year’s Eves, people born with double junk, disrupting the space-time continuum, male masseuses making you feel weird, Simone went to see Vanilla Ice, and the very best/worst/meanest Would You Rather? in Dongtini history.
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Simone’s impression of Stephanie when she saw a handicapped person wearing a helmet in line for a merry-go-round.
Austin Powers impersonator that so delighted Simone
The trailer for Cool As Ice. A thing of beauty and a joy forever. BELOW ARE THE PICTURES OF THE UNUSUAL COUPLE! Extremely NSFW so we made it so you have to click to see them. You’re welcome. Click to see the two-wienered man. Click to see two-vagina’d lady. Click to see diphallia. Breakfast At Tiffany’s trailer. Racism alert at 2:16. A mash-up of Hollywood racism, old and new.
Click here for tales of Stephanie’s wildly racist former coworker, Hammerhead.
  Closing song: Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood — “Summer Wine”
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