1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: Simone and Stephy discuss the disparaging portrayal of Margaret Thatcher and the possibility that gender discrimination is at hand, Simone has something to say about Man Buns, Stephy shares her disgusting association with the Footprints poem, and a new artisanally-crafted True Story From Bill™ is read.
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Madonna on her creepy, child bride, Catholic first communion day.
Why not make the Footprints poem a part of you?
Unacceptable man bun.
If she was a man would they have focused so much on her Alzheimer’s? Huh?
Closing song: Secret Chiefs 3 (feat. Mike Patton) —”La Chanson de Jacky”
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