Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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On this episode: Simone went on a cruise with Jello Biafra, Stephy had lunch with Peter Rollins, and no one wanted to do shots out of a dead pig’s arse.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 32

Simone dusts off her Love Boat shirt for the ship while trying to endure horrendous veggie sushi.

Officially the worst drink ever (until the next one).

 
Simone’s important blog for anyone who wants to enjoy Coca-Cola correctly.
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Riveting Diamonds International presentation. Number 8 in the top 10 things to do on the ship that day.

Miserable scenes for staged photos on the ship.

One of a trillion raunchy souvenirs. Note the Las Vegas, Nevada, Nassau Bahamas (too small to read at the bottom) bottle opener.

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Señor Frogs getting wild with the lunch crowd.

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Depressing Señor Frogs conga line.

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Two minute Peter Rollins clip:

 

If you liked that, here’s a twenty minute Peter Rollins clip:

 
Closing song: France Gall—”Baby Pop”
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