Dongtini
1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*. * actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that's been stirred with a dong.
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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description On this episode: Simone would rather be called a cunt than a hipster, Stephy went to Jesus Camp, Pulp Fiction done as Shakespeare, Juicy Fruit adverts from the 80s, and our personal histories with panic attacks (please tell us we’re not alone!).

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Dongtini – Episode 34

 

The Heart Attack Grill's Quadruple Bypass Burger. Homer Simpson's words have never been truer: "I say, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die."

This is what happens when you give Stephy play-doh in church.

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American Juicy Fruit commercial is gonna move ya.

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The Australia Juicy Fruit commercial will get you going.

Try to play them simultanously if you can!

Are you anxious, a hipster, or like Juicy Fruit? Tell us about it here.

Closing song: Let My People Come — “I’m Gay”

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