Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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On this episode: Stephy’s expensive therapy skills finally pay off when she slays an emotional vampire, a listener asks for the Dongtini stance on circumcision, a pink meat-based product inspired by a Dongtini news item, the joys of Let Me Google That For You, and Simone almost missed meeting Jon Hamm because she was watching the Mad Men premiere. 

 

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Dongtini – Episode 37


The Duncan Trussell Family Hour is Stephy's favorite podcast. Love yourself well and listen to it (said with intent to shame).

 

Simone's bag she bought in honor of Dr. Conrad Murray

 

Simone's cock-upping coworker

 

Closing song: Jessica Paré—”Zou Bisou Bisou”

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