Dongtini
1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*. * actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that's been stirred with a dong.
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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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On this episode:  our parents confiscated Appetite For Destruction and In Utero, did yours? Simone queries Stephy on the resurrection, we squabble over whether soul patches or goatees are worse, and Stephy’s friend had some surprise surgery…at a party, not a hospital.

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Dongtini – Episode 39

Way to give the kids PTSD.

Knock yourself out at Draw A Dick On It and I Threw Up.

The aftermath of booze and cigarettes meets a sticker appropriate for the circumstances.

Never acceptable.See Stephy’s official rant against soul patches here.

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FlyLady.net: The gayest site you'll ever love.

Friend of Dongtini Luke Burbank had Stephy was on Ross and Burbank to talk about Mars Hill and Mark Driscoll, yay!

Click here to hear Stephy talk to Luke Burbank about Mark Driscoll, and click here to see how Stephy’s Driscoll petition made Glenn Beck’s blog. Progress is her middle name! Sign it before it’s too late!

Closing song: Mike Patton — “Deep Down”

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