1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


Listen on Apple Podcasts

Listen on RSS

The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


Dongtini’s Twitter

Simone’s Twitter

Stephy’s Twitter

Description In this fourth installment of Dongtini, Simone recounts her bizarre experience with Braco (pronounced “Brat-zo”) the questionable gazing healer. Stephanie talks about her aversion to being labelled a Christian and how the likes of the Mars Hill church helps make the C-word a dirty one. Confessions about loving ‘To Catch A Predator’ are made.
Listen now or right click to save and listen later! 
Braco’s pockets need more lining! Find out how you can help by clicking here. Books, DVDs, jewellery and Skype gazings available! Search him on YouTube for hours of gazing delight/annoyance.
Stephy wasn’t kidding about Christian popcorn.

Stephy’s recipe for Christian Popcorn

1/2 cup popcorn kernels 2 tablespoons coconut oil Nutritional yeast Sea salt

Heat the oil and popcorn on the stove and add the yeast and salt when it’s done popping. Mmm Christian-y.

Jesus’ profile found in popcorn.
  When she’s not podcasting, Stephanie does some great work getting up the noses of Mark Driscoll and other creeps at Mars Hill “church” (read: cult) in Seattle. Check out her fake Mark Driscoll account that has caused his lawyers to get in touch. Stephy’s parody Twitter account for Mark Driscoll
Some greatest hits from ‘To Catch A Predator’
Show Notes