1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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 On this episode: Stephy is creeped out by, Best Western is bravely admitting their customers cover remote controls with DNA, Christians criticizing other Christians for living in the gray, Simone asks Stephy about what if none of this religion stuff is true, spin class rage, the split-level was a horrible assault on architecture, and a listener saw a porn shoot by the side of the highway.

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Dongtini – Episode 41

Best Western knows you're a filthy animal


A CuddleParty™ pigpile


Sunken living rooms: where all the magic happens.


Run for it, Marty! (If the cow's name was Marty)

 Leave  a comment and call the Dongmail. 323.301.DONG. That’s right. 323.301.DONG.


Closing song: Dr Geek – “Blu Blockers”

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