Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description

On this episode: Simone is confronted with interpretive dancing and interactive balloon “art,” Stephy used to hate L.A., a listener asks how we deal with being depressed, Simone ordered the “I Am Fortified” at Cafe Gratitude, and Stephy was tortured by country music the entire time she lived in Texas. Plus: miniature horses, Robin Gibb, and are our dongs too pronounced? Be a lamb and take our poll.

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Dongtini – Episode 45

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Matt Dwyer is rad.

Various excellent conversations with Matt Dwyer are here.

Simone participates in a cruddy balloon "art" project. Middle shot shows failed attempt at balloons breaking her fall. Thanks to Listener Nadine for taking these shots.

 

Nadine's tumblr WTFChristians

You have to see Listener Nadine’s tumblr page WTFChristians.

Simone had the "I Am Thriving."

Listener Katie vs. Mark Driscoll

Simone: “I’m going to push for this measure in California.”

 

The brothers of devastating chest hair.

RIP Robin Gibb

 Closing song: Bee Gees – “Massachusetts”

Show Notes