Dongtini
1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*. * actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that's been stirred with a dong.
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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description

On this episode: Simone asks Stephy about taking credit for something she didn’t do, a listener asks Simone why she’s so fucking cynical, Stephy knows actual people who obey their husbands, and we read about dongtinis that were made in old Hollywood. Plus: Valium, male patriarchy, British Monopoly and Simone’s summer jam.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 46

Boardwalk vs. Mayfair

There's a difference.

 

Tidy keeping of Monopoly money.

 

Valium: invented for housewives

From whence the original Dongtini came.

 

Gaz covers "I Just Wasn't Made For These Times"

Closing song: Gaz Coombes – “I Just Wasn’t Made For These Times”

Show Notes