1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description Stephy and Simone are together in L.A. and recording in the same room for the first time, with sexy results. You’ll hear all about the psycho hose beast on Stephy’s flight and her family reunion that was chock-full of evangelical Christians. The previous night’s INXS show is artfully deconstructed and then Simone asks hard-hitting questions about what really happens when your water breaks. Grody!  
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Rock hags at INXS
Christian “trivia” game in a Christian ice cream store
This game must last forever.
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