1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: Simone shares her research on super glue in one’s peehole, Stephy has super glue on her teeth and it isn’t going anywhere, YOU ARE NOT A VEGETARIAN IF YOU EAT FISH, and we answer a voicemail about mean blog commenters. Plus: transvestite piggyback assault charges, the comedy of Rob Delaney, Christian Aguilera schadenfreude, and Rick Warren is a paranoid ass-clown.

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Dongtini – Episode 50


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Closing song: The Poppy Family — “Beyond the Clouds”

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