1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: Simone discovers more Facebook wankery, Stephy’s son is asking about sex, fruitless googling for penis table smack and enlarged labia, and Woody Allen should be put down. Plus: a Reading From The Heart, Peter Rollins, dumb Kickstarter requests, and that Back To The Future hoax. P.S. We need boob episode participants!  

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Dongtini – Episode 50


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Closing song: Clownvis Presley — “Call The Dongline”

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