1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: Stephy reunites with Simone in LA and together they welcome their first ever guests Jenna Roadman and listener Shannon along for the fascinating subject of boobs. With tits from A to DD, real and unreal, Dongtini welcomes you to the wonderful world of boobs.


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Dongtini – Episode 53

This episode is all about boobs, but surely you didn’t come here to see them? If you did, here, let me Google that for you!

Closing song: Midas Touch – “Big Deal”

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