1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description Just before recording this episode, Stephy and Simone were thwarted by a homeless man’s bare ass. Reconvened, they process the trauma together and recount the previous mint julep-soaked night spent watching YouTube inanity. Then: euphemisms for ladyparts, courtesy of Wikisaurus (who’d have thought?) and to keep the episode from being completely soulless, they discuss the stuff that was fatally embarrassing when they were younger. /end third person blurb
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Behold Tami’s stable-esque guest room door.
Hello, Wilbur.
The million-dollar video that hurts so good: the groundbreaking vanity video for
Chris Dane Owens’ Shine On Me:
(After you’ve seen it once and want to see it again, head over to CDO’s website for a high resolution version.)
A point of bonding for Stephy and Simone: “The ABC’s of Sex Education for Trainables”
And if you needed one last thing, here’s the reason China is leaving us all in the dust: Sixteen girls on one bicycle! If you don’t care for bike tricks, closing your eyes and enjoying the music is just as good.
Closing song: Mr. Bungle—”Stubb (a Dub)”
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