Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description

On this episode: Simone is disappointed in Tony Danza, Stephy’s eardrums aren’t the same after Bob Mould, we feel the celebrities had it coming, and the iPhone 5 can go straight to hell. Also: Texts From An Anonymous Dong Doctor, Stephy reviews movies purely for their vibe and opening credits, Simone went on a scavenger hunt at a chocolate salon, and by the way, chocolate factories should not smell like farts.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 63

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Promo for “Teach: Tony Danza”

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Tupac Loves Tony Danza

A naughty submissive wants to wait in line for the iPhone 5 for you.

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Bob Mould hurt Stephy’s eardrums and she liked it.

Closing song: Of Montreal — “Gronlandic Edit”

Show Notes