1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: Simone is gay for Australian rules football, Stephy exploits the untapped (heh) market of Christian erotica, and Taco Bell is trying to kill us. Also: this week in ladysteak, Mr. Hanky flavored ice cream at Coogee Bay Hotel, a word Simone loves, why all-time lists are bad, when you love someone who loves fantasy sports, and the politically-incorrect highly-insensitive downs thump gesture.

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Dongtini – Episode 64

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Some highlights from Simone’s Aussie Rules Football team, Hawthorn winning the 2008 Grand Final.

Between the two tall posts is 6 points, between a tall and short post is 1 point. That’s all you need to know.


Closing song: Hawthorn Football Club Theme Song

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