1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description In this episode Stephy’s about to leave LA and everyone is sad, so talk turns to happier things like Amy Winehouse dying and morons who buy music just because someone kicked it. Then Stephy confesses two extraordinarily bitchy things she’s done (one was to a roommate and another one was online) and Simone recounts an epic practical joke she pulled, then ponders her dislike of lying, to which Steph cannot relate.
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Sorry, no supplemental material this week, but here’s a bitch, wiener and God all rolled into one:
Michele Bachmann’s snakejaw
Closing song: Supergrass—”Time To Go”
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