1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: Simone reads reviews of the masterpiece “How To Live With A Huge Penis,” Stephy wrestles bitterly with futility, Geoff Tate of Queensryche tells you how to live life to its fullest, Simone faces a life-threatening situation at Django Unchained, Stephy has coffee problems, chinaman is the preferred nomenclature, holiday sorrow, the Breakfast at Tiffany’s movie departure from the novella, Simone’s reading goals, a disgruntled Midnight Madness contestant, the Japanese flu epidemic in Springfield, chichi environment malls, Quentin Tarantino’s salvaged theater, Stephy’s Carol Burnett boner, Simone’s Mary Tyler Moore hard-on, Portishead vs. Ugly Kid Joe vinyl, #stephysportscenter, abscess lancing, a last name of Wankoff, Tiny Furniture, Lena Dunham, and a text from an anonymous dong doctor!
Show Notes

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“This game is stupid. Who cares about it anyway?” was said by Michael J. Fox in ‘Midnight Madness’! It’s all on YouTube! Here’s part 1 of 6! Watch it, ya FAGABEEFE!

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Be sure to watch Geoff Tate from Queensryche and his electronic press kit for a prime cut of douche.

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Closing song: Candi Staton — “Old Man’s Sweetheart”

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