1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: Simone reports on Taco Bell’s latest venture in underachieving, a new discovery is made in the Honus Wagner saga, and Stephy found an cookbook in which each recipe is made with jizz. Oh, the onus is really on you now.

Show Notes


Click here to purchase your very own Natural Harvest semen-based cookbook!

Details on the Russian who went too far when opting to kick someone’s ass can be found here.

Closing song: Elvis Costello — “Welcome To The Working Week”

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