Dongtini
1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*. * actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that's been stirred with a dong.
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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description Simone is back from England and ready to tell you about brothel signs, shoddy plumbing and seeing Pulp. Stephy talks about going to a Christian camp in Texas called…Camp Peniel. And on the penile subject, Simone has the horrifying details of a product called Rape Axe which is guaranteed to make your rapist very, very sorry.
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No moleste.
…that we know of.
The worst toilet in Scotland
Rape Axe. You’ve been warned.
Looks fun!
Rape-Axe: the demo
Al-u-min-um vs. al-u-MINI-um
If someone tries to sell you a $500 burrito please call the cops.
Closing song: Jellyfish—”Sebrina, Paste and Plato”
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