Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description

On this episode: Krispy Kreme is all “HOT NOW,” Boston bombing hookups and other unpublicized tragedy, being wrong, dumb pregnancy advice, condom talk with pets and children, more Amazon reviewers rate shit they didn’t use, the Point Break stage production, and another handicapped parking adventure. HOT NOW!

Show Notes


HOT NOW



The morning after: Blanket after date night with Birdsworth



Eye. Am an eff. Bee. Eye. Agent.


Simone’s Goodreads review of The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero can be found here.


Rad book on being wrong:  Being Wrong: Adventures In The Margin Of Error by Kathryn Schulz.


The Wonkette article on Craigslist hookups the night of the bombings can be found here.


 The adventures of Stephy’s old coworker, Hammerhead, can be found here.


jmkkkkkkkkkkk <——work of Birdsworth


Closing song: Georgie Fame — “Yeh Yeh”

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