1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Simone’s Twitter

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On the heels of last week’s music discussion, Simone declares that Jay-Z is “fucking garbage” and she and Stephy debate the public’s diminished expectations, the dulcet tones of Axl’s voice, Auto-Tune, the spirituality of music, and wonder why Stephy loves pop but gets a chest pain from Ke$ha. The n-word comes up leading to Simone telling of a shocking Aussie nursery rhyme, Stephy gasping a lot, and Simone asking if white people say the n-word when they’re singing along to rap. Somehow this leads to Scarlett Johansson’s naked pictures which the ladies psychoanalyze, and wonder why Scarlett even took those of herself. Hotness is described as a superpower and that everyone’s afraid of getting old.

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Louis C.K. on the offensive “n-word”.

Stephy hearts this book.
Surely no single photo could sum up an episode as perfectly as this one.
A black person, an unflushed toilet and a desperate “hot girl” pose, all in one.
Closing song: The Beatles — “Her Majesty”
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