Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description This time Stephy and Simone talk about stupid baby names derived from gross things and recite TV commercials from the ’80s that they can still remember. They delve into the amazing invention that is Twitter and how sad it is that some people don’t “get” it. Neil Hamburger is glorified for dismantling Axe body spray’s marketing department, then Stephy tries to read Ryan’s hilarious office emails with a straight face (it doesn’t happen).
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How Simone remembers.
The flower that is the subject of Ryan’s office email prank.
Some Twitter accounts we love: @humblebrag @dongattack @OldManSearch @TheOldFolksHome @Jezebel @NeilHamburger And then of course, there’s us! @tikidoll @StephanieDrury
Neil Hamburger vs. stupid companies and their retarded tweets. Neil’s winning, see here!
Read all about the Anti-Axe art contest that Axe body spray tried to kill.

Closing song: Air — “Remember”

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