1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: Seasonal affective disorder, being a stay-at-home magician, social anxiety and saying affirmations, trousers vs. pants, The Beaver Trilogy, penis Mad Libs with Harry Potter, Fred Armisen sure does crash a lot of shows, some exquisite cakes and and some even more exquisite Dongs In The News™! “Definitely the pants really got to me.”


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Dongtini – Episode 134 


Here is the Onion article on the podcaster apology. Thaaaat’s our life!

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Simone’s BuzzFeed magic video


Douglas, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy's favourite toy.Douglas “Dougie”, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy’s favourite toy. Dougie does not have a peanut allergy.


Simone's close view of Damon Albarn at Blur's Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom.Simone’s close view of Damon Albarn at Blur’s Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom.


Closing song: Blur — “Charmless Man”

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