1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: touching the brains of deceased Chinese political prisoners, receiving tragic news late at night, Christians are assholes, and a hard look at Christian love is taken before reverting the conversation back to wieners. (Sound news: Stephy was distorting all over the place, you’ll just have to deal with it.)  
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Simone as Cordelia Ghastlie, a character from fabric.
Onion article: Time Traveler says everyone in the future eats Dippin’ Dots
And here’s a clip from “Scared Straight.” Will scare you so bad, put on an adult undergarment before watching.
Closing song: East 17 – “House Of Love”
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