Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description In this episode, Simone shares details on one of her biggest fan-girl adventures to date as she headed down to Santiago, Chile to see Faith No More, a band very important in her formative years.  Stephy sought the next big rock star of the cloth as she attended an American Idol-style preaching competition, courtesy of the creeps at Mars Hill Church in Seattle. To cap it all off, a listener email recounting bathroom stall phone sex is shared.Listen now or right click to save and listen later!  

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Simone by the pool in Santiago, sipping a caipirinha, or however the fuck you say it.
(l-r) Roddy Bottum, Bill Gould, Mike Patton and Trey Spruance performing on stage together for the first time. Last together to record ‘King For A Day’ in 1994.
‘Everything’s Ruined’, one of Faith No More’s greatest song with one of the world’s most brilliantly crappy videos.
 
Faith No More end the set with ‘Just A Man’ complete with chorus. (Chorus kicks in at 3:47) Doesn’t quiet capture the majesty of being there unfortunately, but you get an inkling of an idea.
 
The doors of Mars Hill Church in Ballard, Seattle.
Church security team recruiting poster in Mars Hill men’s loo. (Click to read all the goodness.)
Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.
Guy Smiley, pastor at large
Stephy’s Stuff Christian Culture Likes post on fauxhawks.
Closing song: Faith No More — “King For A Day”
Show Notes