1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: a listener’s Christmas torment at the hands of her family (spoiler alert: disgusting gift from Grandma), sordid details of  Stephy’s sorority days and we now have voicemail! Call us! 1-323-301- DONG
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Stephy’s old sorority house. Yeah.
What kind of person wouldn’t want Afrosheen as a white elephant gift? The trailer for Cormac McCarthy’s post-apocalyptic romp “The Road.”
This dog’s name is probably Bianca.
Closing song: Bon Jovi/Wham! mashup—”Careless or Dead”
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