1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: Downton Abbey vs. Downtown Abbey, Miley Cyrus is a fan of dongs, pretense in poetry, high-functioning brain injuries, What do Henry VIII, Hafiz and Andy Warhol have in common?, and coveted Dongtini contest prizes. You’ll wish you’d entered. (Not even going to say it.)
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Dongtini — Episode 29  
Amanda Simmons aka Mandy Mountain killed a cat with her fat.
Listener Crystal enjoys her prize for Dongtini’s potato salad contest.
Body odour was partly to blame for Henry VIII’s failed fourth marriage to Anne of Cleves.
Is it bigger than a breadbox? The answer is here.
Article on Mars Hill Church that Stephy was interviewed for.
Rev. Jeff Breakfast wrote his own church discipline contract inspired by Mars Hill. Read it here!
Closing song: Ween—”Freedom of ’76″
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