1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description On this episode: The story of how Simone and Stephanie met, more roommate horror stories, a listener voicemail that would make Taco Bell very upset, another listener voicemail about spirituality in connection to art, Simone was evangelized by a stranger, and Stephy thinks U2 should just stay home and take a nap.

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Dongtini – Episode 33

Simone with Jerry Levine who played Stiles in Teen Wolf and the infamous "What are you looking at dicknose" print


The lads. Simone’s blog post deconstructing the loss of Supergrass is here.


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Kids these days! They'd rather be famous than a vet or a doctor.

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Closing song: Supergrass — “Richard III” (One of our favourite songs EVER. Listen and convert.)

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