Dongtini

1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.

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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.

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Description

 

On this episode:Transcontinental fortitude! Simone calls in from her snack nest in Australia and talks about the Aussie version of white trash (bogans). Stephy is busted for humblebragging and then is sad that atheists call her dumb, a stranger shows Simone her nipple ring, and nothing is more hilarious than hipsters at the gym. 

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Dongtini – Episode 42

 

Old school, classic Aussie bogans, likely listening to Cold Chisel and some lacking teeth.

An example of modern day Aussie bogan make-up.

Bogans gone classy for the Australian Rules Football Brownlow Medal event. Note "crazy" hair and Oompa Loompa bronzing.

Simone went to high school with this girl who married a footballer (who plays for Simone’s favourite team) which makes her a red carpet bogan.

 

Simone was treated like a common bogan when she went shopping:

 

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Wesley Willis’s masterpiece “Rock ‘n Roll McDonalds”

 

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 Closing song: Otis Redding—”Slippin’ and Slidin’”

Show Notes