1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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Description This time Stephy and Simone talk about bloody sibling brawls and share stripper fascination/disdain, Simone confesses a new love for an objectively horrible song, tells you about time she harassed Jane Wiedlin from the Go-Go’s, and together they describe the Gayest House In LA. Cats and kids are assaulting their respective doors but they are handled quickly, and with severity.
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Peas in a pod
And now the Gayest House in LA aka House of Gaydom. Read the LA Times piece on it and behold the gaeity:
The Gayest House in LA on an average day.
The Gayest House In LA on Michael Jackson’s birthday.
A solitary David in a Beat It jacket
A throne of homage.
Simone on the phone with Stephy telling her about the Michael Jackson-ified House of Gaydom
Simone’s cat Birdsworth reading up on the House of Gay
And here is the Tim Heidecker/Robert Popper prank call that makes Stephy laugh-cry:
Closing song: The Gentle Waves—”Falling From Grace”
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