1 oz faith, 1 oz disbelief, .5 oz class, .5 oz of crass, shaken. Add a splash of whipped cream vodka, gently stir with a dong, and garnish with Taco Bell hot sauce and you have a Dongtini*.

* actual Dongtini recipe is any drink that’s been stirred with a dong.


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The Host

Bookshelf bombshells Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury met in a series of tubes while cyber-stalking a British rock band. The band broke up shortly thereafter. Draw your own conclusions. Have you ever dropped Mentos into a Diet Coke? Just saying.

Stephanie and Simone believe and disbelieve in God, respectively. They have an appalling fascination with dongs, fast food, the swimsuit area of pop culture, good books, religion and large big plentiful dongs. They are both married. Their husbands endure.


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On this episode: the new Japanese game show Orgasm Wars, Simone pressed her baby up against Walter White (“The more people tell Stephanie to watch Breaking Bad the less likely she is to watch it.” —Simone), cat chat, Catilin Moran vs. certain feminists, complementarianism in the church, Simone’s Product Reviews, Dongs In The News, and introducing a new segment: Theologians Being Dicks™.

Show Notes

Captain Waffles vs. Hungry Hungry Hippos

Click here for the HuffPo piece on the Japanese game show “Orgasm Wars.” OMGOSH.

Click here to learn about VPL (visible panty line) on Wikipedia.

Simone exchanges her son for some blue meth.

Closing song: Neil Hamburger — “Recycle Bin”

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