Call Chelsea Peretti
Beloved comedian Chelsea Peretti takes calls on weekly themed episodes, interacts with callers, and contemplates suicide/homicide. Jk.
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Chelsea Peretti was most recently a writer on NBC’s Emmy-nominated “Parks and Recreation.” She wrote for “The Sarah Silverman Program” as well as various other shows, including the “MTV Movie Awards” and Nick Kroll’s forthcoming sketch show for Comedy Central, “Kroll Show”.

One of Variety’s top 10 comics to watch in 2010, Chelsea’s half hour “Comedy Central Presents” aired in 2011. She has recently been seen opposite Louis CK on his hit show “Louie,” on “Tosh.0″ , on “Kathy,” on “The Sarah Silverman Program,” on “Last Call with Carson Daly,” and as a correspondent for “Lopez Tonight.” She is a regular on Tru TV’s “The Smoking Gun Presents”. Her voice can be heard in Grand Theft Auto IV and in Adult Swim’s “China, IL.” Chelsea also recently appeared on “The Burn” for Comedy Central.

Original comedic web projects include the highly-trafficked website BlackPeopleLoveUs.com, the New York City Rejection Line, and her “Making Friends” and “All My Exes” web series. She is also actively followed on Twitter as @chelseavperetti.

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56 – THE REAL CHELSEA IS BACK… After many glorious life experiences, Chelsea returns to Staples Center to record her show and get reacquainted with a powerful collection of callers.…

 

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LIFE POD 1… Chelsea Peretti channels life from an undisclosed location to her podcast using a robot.…

 

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ROAD POD – DAY 4… A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.…

 

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ROAD POD – DAY 2… A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.…

 

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ROAD POD – DAY 1… A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.…

 

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55 – MIXED AND THURTY… LA COMEDY ACT YASSIR LESTER JOINS CHELSEA PERETTI FOR: TORNADOES. ROAD FOOT. SOLANGE. ONE D. IGGY. DANNITY. MIXED DUDES. ZANE HAIR. HARRY HAIR. TOUR TALK. SINGING. SA…

 

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54 – SF JUNE 13… A powerful episode in which Chelsea gets her majestic dog to make some small howl sounds on the record. Much excitement (from Chelsea) about her one hour special taping…

 

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53 – CONSIDER IT DONE… AN ADVENTURE IN CEVICHE LYME DISEASE TV COLLEGE MARRIAGE MURDER SPRING WATER TECHNOLOGY LIONS BEARS FERRYS BERKELEY CLEVELAND BLASE DENTISTRY 2014 DRY-CLEANING wi…

 

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52 – SPLIT THE GIF… A wondrous and rare morning recording of CCP. Discussion of The Bachelor. A dog walker who knows little to nothing about dogs calls! Chore anxiety. Sardine FOMO. NY/LA…

 

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51 – GRAIN OF SOMETHING… Bears, coyotes versus wolves, campfire story intonation, a precocious teen caller, Oscar talk, tour, dog apparel politics, cruelty & dreams, customer servic…

 

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50th Episode! – VDAY BLATHERI… A discussion of acupuncture, the id, male dog care, sausage, vday, bills, vacationing, anxiety, stand up comedy, personality types etc. Much singing and rejoicing,…

 

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49 – WE R BACK… A male nurse calls from a shed. Lots of discussion of music and the arts: Bruno Mars, Walter Mitty, August Osage County. A call from master gif-assembler Liza Dye for a de…

 

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48 – SAVE TOOTH BOY… Chelsea struggles with new money guilt. Callers explain risks of rope swings and karaoke. Social anxiety at puppy adoption failure. Growing Alaska interest. Poodle…

 

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47 – SUSAN, SAM AND BONG… Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate join Chelsea Peretti for some good old fashioned bong. Beyoncé album talk. A caller discusses a negging Nancy. A caller tricks us into ins…

 

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46 – A PRAYER… Colleague Brendon Walsh drops by to pray with Chelsea. Ramen. Almond. Gaymen.…

 

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45 – SOUR CREAM, A PRYING FAI… Stage murderer and dear, dear, close colleague Chris Delia comes on the PC we all know and love, taking calls with reluctant luminary Chelsea Peretti on topics such as:…

 

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44 – O SOLO BLAH BLAH BLAH… A sound effect heavy episode, exploring the ramifications of carbonara, cumin, and Halloween. The *first 3-way call occurs and triggers an extremely vague scary sto…

 

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43 – GARLIC… Are you a true silly billy? Great news. This is one of the silliest episodes of CCP to date. Anggie Martinez hosts and Iyama Vansant drops by to take calls with and heal Che…

 

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42 – STAY WITH ME BUDDY… Chelsea questions her general competency levels. A girl who got fired calls. Tights. Nespresso. Bills. A chilling tale which triggers a jackpot sound. Some Gina Line…

 

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41 – WALKIN ON EGGSHELLS… Lots of singing and caller food interrogations, with mixed results. A guy tells of his gf or wife or something getting hit by a car, etc.…

 

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40 – GAYDOG AND GARLEEN (WITH… Acquaintance to the show, up-and-coming comedian Pete Holmes joins comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to take some calls. Much singing and chanting ensues. Pete gets acq…

 

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39 – DO U LIKE IYANLA YET… Chelsea and callers discuss everlasting love, Sunflowers, “this is my LA” vines, tech rage (password proliferation, phone trees, app transfer), elec…

 

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38 – PENNY LIZA TY TARTINA… All the greats call on this cherished ep. Penny! Liza! Ty! Tartina! Some food tests. Talk of Whitney, Iyanla, Oprah and other powerful white people! Young Ethan tells a…

 

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37 – BRENDON WALSH SCREENS SO… Philly boi Brendon Walsh pretends to be a call screener. Relentless discussion of whether listeners consider a certain brilliant snack idea to be a viable option. Ore…

 

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36 – RIP HIGGINS… American songwriter and music legend Richard Marx visits the podcast to take calls with American comedy legend Chelsea Peretti. All you really need to know about this…

 

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35 – ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE S… Two guys with probable personality disorders call in, one working thru his mommy issues and the other asking vaguely insulting meandering questions! A religious mis…

 

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34 – SPANISH N SCABIES… American comedian Chelsea Peretti tries to brush up on her Spanish in this historic ep until she is intimidated by a fluent caller from Mexico City. A therapist calls wi…

 

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33 – SILVERFISH DEMENTIA… Comedian and legendary podcaster Chelsea Peretti is mentally troubled by the sighting of a single insect in her mold be-spotted home. Why? 80,000 legs and movement th…

 

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32 – THE CASE OF THE THREE GR… Inventor of the internet, brother of podcaster Chelsea Peretti, and self-proclaimed “empathetic person” – JONAH PERETTI is in Hollywood and in…

 

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31 – THE INADVERTENT TECH EP… Top comedian Chelsea Peretti falls into a smart phone discussion wormhole with many callers, whilst others bring up: “Love and Hip Hop”, politics (of vi…

 

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30 – I.F.F… Black mold shower simulation! Beloved Patrick of West Virginia! MONKEY ATTACK STORY! Lebanese food test! Vine! Andrew returns! Bay girl who got punched in a movie. Pi…

 

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29 – NEW SOUND EFFECTS BRO… Big day for alleged comedian Chelsea Peretti! New podcast sound effects make for a spiritual journey deep into right and wrong and much, much more. Discussion of: subt…

 

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28 – BLACK MOLD PSYCHO… Should Chelsea and all of society let go and go full psycho? This and more is rapidly pondered by CCP podcast callers and America’s beloved comedian in a reckless…

 

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27 – CCP APP PRICING: EMOTION… Chelsea admires the artistry in a clubby Spanish coffee anthem, discusses Apple fritters, apple products, duck eggs, “psychological pricing,” Blink…

 

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26 – DIAL 1 BEFORE NUM WHEN C… Chelsea’s casual acquaintance aka treasured “friend of a friend” Moshe Kasher returns to the show as do two repeat callers: the high school class…

 

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25 – THE CASE OF THE GOOD CAL… Legendary American personality Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a group of deep and feeling individuals, pondering love and friendship w some dude, Mormon snacks w a…

 

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24 – RAY J, GRAMA, A SANDWICH… Intensely likeable comedian Chelsea Peretti listens to your voicemails and takes calls in this cherished ep. Gym rats, House of cards, divorce, vine, voicemail into…

 

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23 – TRAILMIX OF REGRET… Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a variety of Americans discussing: dog injuries, trailmix, generous laughter, vinyasa yoga, Girl Scout cookies, etc. Also! A lengt…

 

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22 – WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE… Joe Mande joins extra coffee-cranked American legend Chelsea Peretti (TIME Magazine Top Tweeter, 2013) for calls about driving off a cliff, Howard hair trends, Mary…

 

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21 – MAC AND CHEESE IS BETTER… In this controversial ep Chelsea gets food tested, gives unsolicited dating advice, recalls nightwalks, erroneously imagines a caller to be the Stouffers heiress a…

 

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20 – VISIT FROM A DEAR, DEAR … Top podcast host and American great Chelsea Peretti is joined by comedian Moshe Kasher in studio, taking calls from: young lovers Kendrick and Pam in ATL, an aggressiv…

 

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19 – MOMS, TECH PEOPLE, TRAGI… Tchaiko returns to take calls with Chelsea. A guy who’s real into his gf calls. A lady who works at Yelp talks food. A son of a slumlord calls and does NBA-based sex-…

 

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18 – THE HAWAII EPISODE (jk)… Zero signature sound effects are used in this wondrous ep — frontloaded with tons of Hawaii talk — featuring special guest Adam Scott and numerous caller…

 

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17 – 98 DEGREES IN THE STUDIO… Chelsea’s dear college friend (beloved American director Tchaiko Omawale) joins her for what may be a top ep of the tens of thousands so far. Beards! Cologne! Fe…

 

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16 – LIVE FROM SUNDANCE… Hannibal Buress, Paul Scheer, Pete Holmes join Chelsea in Utah’s Park City for this live ep clip show, answering audience questions and discussing: street fig…

 

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15 – CHIROPRACTORS AND CO-HAB… Chelsea shares audio from a singing hotel elevator in Denver, learns about “weenie taps,” speaks to a history buff in Bangkok, chats about singing legen…

 

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14 – BANDWAGONS AND DREAM HOM… A male caller cannot stop compulsively talking. A girl from Austin grills Chelsea. Repeat callers get through to an unnerving degree. Chelsea gives college advice. D…

 

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13 – OLIVER RETURNS (AND TANN… Chelsea shares clips from her holiday roadtrip, listens to caller tragedies, realizes she should have been an emergency dispatcher, receives a voicemail from episo…

 

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12 – INTERNET PET PEEVES… American comedian Chelsea Peretti takes calls from random American greats (including Parks and Recreation writer Aisha Muharrar) on the topic of “Internet P…

 

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11 – CRACK HUNT… American hero Chelsea Peretti checks caller voicemails (including a guy who says he’s good-looking and so has no relationship problems and a diabetic who had a…

 

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10 – COUGHING & BURN CAR… In this historic 10th episode cult phenom Chelsea Peretti checks in with callers about their manners, dreams of a world in which Beyonce listens to her podcast, shares…

 

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9 – A DARK, RAINY APOCALYPTIC… The 9th installment of this now classic American podcast includes a new game called The Chavezes, a high-school class president who tries to seduce Chelsea, finger ti…

 

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8 – A BEAR STORY, GRAMA, DEIR… Lotta caller chemistry as Chelsea finally gets her much-coveted bear story, debuts a new song, debuts a new food test, speaks with a young man about his brief flirtatio…

 

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7 – BILL BURR TRIES TO TEACH … Comedy legend Bill Burr (the podcast world’s Guns N Roses) tears down Chelsea’s many “walls” he claims she has up as they discuss politics,…

 

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6 – MEANING OF LIFE, SEXY MUS… Chelsea tries to learn life coping mechanisms, frequently over sexy music. Is offered Clippers tickets, loses connection. Etc…

 

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5 – GRANDFATHERS, MAKEUP, BUB… Revered comedian Chelsea Peretti speaks to a Hollywood Christian. American singing legend Richard Marx sings about Moo Goo Gai Pan and Mochas. Aziz Ansari calls in fo…

 

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4 – BEING NICE, RADISHES, BEA… In this episode Chelsea tries to be nicer to callers. A new song is premiered! A chef calls, Nick Kroll calls, Retta calls, a guy calls Chelsea a bitch, more abuse is confi…

 

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3 – RACCOONS, DONKEYS, SOUP… So many excellent callers in this historic episode: a Canadian who has a gang of pygmy goats and donkey, a girl being bullied by the “popular hoes” at her school, Che…

 

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2 – DOGS, MURDER, WEED… In this groundbreaking 2nd episode American comedic legend Chelsea Peretti premieres a new sound effect and tackles a roving series of topics with her saintlike call…

 

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1 – Pilot Episode: Did You Ge… In this already classic pilot episode Chelsea takes the temp of her callers: the son of a white supremacist, a weird German dude, a pizza delivery girl, The Kid Mero (her…